Someone clearly woke up today and chose death as their hobby. That is the only explanation because the way my blood pressure shot up after seeing the latest update on my phone is not normal. I stare at the screen again, and my grip on the phone tightens enough to make it consider suicide. And there she is. My wife. My legally wedded goddess who is supposed to smile only at me. Except she has the audacity to smile at some random man like he invented peace and solved all her emotional trauma.